Version 1.0.1 is available now, based on initial feedback from my Discord Server. Things of note:

1. True Neajack now takes a half-second to start moving after he appears at the side of your screen, making him easier to avoid.
2. T-Deborah will (hopefully) stop leaving rogue steaks behind if she disappears before you can feed her.
3. Globules have been renamed to "Death Marshmallows", and can no longer kill you during screen transitions.
4. The Final Boss's audio cues and time limits have both been made more reasonable.

HOW TO PATCH THE GAME: You don't. Just replace the old .EXE file with this one. (TRY NOT TO DELETE YOUR SAVE DATA!)